My sex life consists of the following: Hard, pounding sex with my fat girlfriend who I pretend is pregnant. Regular masturbation over Pornography genres that include Anal, BBW, Granny, Toilet, Huge/Veiny Breasts and Pregnant. My right hand shakes occasionally due to over use! Its awesome! SYD

I spend every day, unemployed, with little money sat playing video games and masturbating constantly over women I will never, ever date. My girlfriend is an extreme psychopath with Bipolar Disorder who won't help herself and cries at least 5 times a day. I don't want it to change. I love my life!

i have a keg of miller high life in my garage from which i drink constantly. i get epic wasted and stand outside, pointing out to passers by the location of saturn in the sky.

i never get laid lately, i should just accept defeat and make some sex with a bbw

卐 I kill jews. They go into my ovens. 卐

I shit myself today, first time since the end of April 2007, fuck.

i have fleas

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i poop when my girlfriend is in the shower all the time. today she got out when she smelled it and slapped me in the face while i was pooping, while she was dripping wet and naked. just another day in the life of .....

Lately I've been jerking off with lube, KY Warming Gel to be exact. I find a good lube jerk to be much more satisfying but the downfall is cleanup must be done via shower and not just some paper towels. Stuff You Do should be proud of such a feat.

When I find a new album I like, I listen to it religiously for 1 week then forget about it for at least a few months before enjoying it again. I think this is a strange but typical hobbie and just some stuff you do.

I like masturbating thinking on my grand mother..

a great simple pleasure in life is going to areas populated by black (near a freeway) and screaming NIGGERS!!! at the top of your lungs as you merge into freeway traffic, safely avoiding the spooks and jiggaboos from seeking vengeance.

i live in a trailer park. sometimes my animal instinct takes over and i poop outside, inbetween the trailers.

whenever i eat brats i get liquid shits that make my ass feel like a nickelodeon game show. i

I consistently pee in the shower

Some days I seriously believe I am addicted to masturbation. Ah the stuff you do.

I used to fuck with guys in buses.. Its really hot...

my girlfriend sometimes huffs farts straight out of my ass.

I tend to look at my shit after I dump and before I wipe my ass, sometimes they just feel so big and come out so fast I am curious as to what is really going on down there. Nothing a quick look into the shitter can't fix though.